What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:00

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
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Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Do women wear undies under leggings?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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From Russia With Love
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”